what's for dinner tonight?

Pertanyaan ini selalu muncul di twitter gw : What's for dinner tonight? hmm~

Why? Karena gw udah ngga ada pembantu buat masak-masak jadilah either my mom and I had to cook for dinner or telpon pesan delivery instead.

Kemarin pulang sekolah kuliah gw pergi ke Hero Kemang. Niatnya mau beli Campbell soup yang mushroom sama Lays Original. Tapi tiba-tiba gw keinget, gw makan malam apa ya ntar?

So I headed back to the vegetables section untuk mencari either brocolli or.. idk. I had no idea what to cook. Berjalanlah luntang luntung ke bagian noodles, I was looking for the tom yum noodles I usually buy. Buuut.. it's not there. Again. *sigh*

As I was about to turn around and headed back to the vegetable secrion, gw melihat sesuatu. Layaknya ruangan menjadi gelap seketika dan cahaya hanya difokuskan pada produk itu, saya pun tersenyum girang.

Yaaaay gw tau mau makan malam apa~

kuis tebak berhadiah : bacanya apa hayoooo, ah palingan yang bisa cuma jawab tipaw doang zzz

Makanan ini selalu menemani gw kalo gw pergi ke Circle K deket Labsky. Ngga ada makanan? Beli itu. Belum sarapan? Beli itu. Lagi ngga puasa? BELI ITU JUGAA HAHAHA. Oke, ngga sesering itu sih gw beli, tapi yang jelas makanan ini pernah menemani hari-hariku di Labsky :D


mbak sasha, aku mau kayak naruto yah pake sumpit HAHAHA

Yeaaaa, mie instant lagi dan lagi, abis gw ngga tau mau masak apa lagi? Lagipula he loves it so much that he kept saying "nanti beli lagi yaaaa!"

rambutan parteeeeeyyhhh

Nenet's Hairy (Rambutannya Nenet)

Berhubung pohon rambutan di rumah 3-3nya lagi berbuah banyak banget, jadinya gw bagi-bagiin ke teman-teman.

korea maniac -- pedangdut go inter -- bocah abis tabrakan -- penjual pulsa

rasanya bangga bisa foto sama idol gw, Dewi Persik. Dia menikmari rambutan gw looohhh uhuy~

these are my friends, i enjoy my days here because of them. At least they can bring the idiot-reckless-absentminded side of me naturally and laugh at it all together

fotonya difokuskan ke arah cewe yang kayaknya paling menikmati rambutan gw ya dia

latar belakang : supir gw dan supir DewPers yang konon sohiban lagi ngegosip bareng

EHM EHM EHM salah masukin foto gw kayaknya

senin gw bawa lagi yaaa.. The only problem is gw pagi naik taxi. Jadi gw ngga tau mau bawanya gimana nih huhuh :'(

NATE

another fact about me : gw nggak hafal kendaraan

A friend came to me ealier and said that he wants to have an interview with me because i wrote this blog. A friend of mine also admitted to me that she has read this blog. Yes, this very blog with its absurd stories of mine. Wow.

So I was sitting in my car, on my way home when I was thinking about this. And I said to myself (and it's kinda stupid) "a friend's gonna interview me, who knows next month Ellen DeGeneres will interview me? (high hopes) LOL.

Anyways, I've got a LOT to tell you about today. I've done a LOT of mistakes today, not just any mistakes. I did something stupid, reckless, idiot and humiliating in a way.

I went to campus at 7 am, and made a conference call with Tipaw and Chui. About 7.30 I decided to call Trias so that she could join the conference call to with us. (english mode off dulu ah) Setelah itu kami berempat mengadakan conference call berceloteh entah tentang apa, sungguh absurd pembicaraan kami. Sampaaai.. Gw ketemu Trias di depan FIB. Di depan panitia fesbud yang lagi sibuk ini itu dan segala macam, tapi kita masih conference call berempat.

ACCIDENT NUMERO UNO

And so, it all started with this : MOBIL CHUI DATENG. Dengan semangat 45 gw melangkah maju sambil berbicara di conference call itu "eh eh kita masuk mobil lo dong chu, biar kita kayak orang goblok berempat nelpon-nelponan padahal udah satu mobil". I was hoping that Chui will stop her car so Trias and I could jump inside her car. But nooooo no no!

Chui didn't stop her car

Her car kept moving forward as I tried to reach her car.

I reached the handle of the car but it wont open, so automatically I am standing in the middle of the road


and instead of getting inside the car
I GOT HIT BY A BIKE
Yes, a bike. No, not a car. Not a motorcycle, but an effing bike.
"Hey Nate, what happened to you?"
"I got hit!"
"OMG! By a car?"
"No, by a bike"
nggak elite banget ya ketabrak sama sepeda -_-


ACCIDENT NUMERO DUO
Akhirnya gw masuk mobil Chui juga bareng Trias, burst out laughing about the #1 Accident. Ya, mungkin saya lagi mabuk.. mabuk kepayang oleh cinta (halah) sampe bisa ketabrak sama sepeda.


Lanjut~ It turns out that parkiran mahasiswa FIB ditutup karena FesBud jadi mobil Chui harus diparkir di tepi hutan.

(Note : Di tepi hutan itu banyak serigala jalanannya nggak rata. Jadi kalo mau parkir di tepi hutan pasti mobilnya miring ke arah hutan. Tapi kalo pinter nyari tempat parkir, bisa dapet yang miringnya ngga terlalu dahsyat, kalo pinter..)

The problem is, supir yang sedang kita bicarakan adalah gadis sama yang dibegoin sama orang bego which means she is more bego than the other bego girl. (baca : chui)


Pas lagi markir mobil
(bunyi "JEDUK" keras)
semuanya : (panic mode) apaan tuh??
(bunyi "JEDUK" keras kedua kalinya)
semuanya : (mulai ngerti) uh-oh.

chui : yuk cini cini mau naik mobil cama tanteee~

bekas baretan mobil chui di jalanan, ckck. brutal. sungguh naas kejadian ini

ACCIDENT NUMERO TRES
Gw hampir nyemplung
ke kolam kecil di deket kantin FISIP
kenapa sih gw begonya ngga kenal waktu dan tempat?


ACCIDENT NUMERO QUATRO

The four of us (nenet, tipaw, jujun and dewipersik) decided to buy Tutti Frutti at Margo City. Kita kesana naik mobilnya dewi persik. Sembari menunggu kami duduk-duduk di tempat penyewaan sepeda di deket parkiran FIB UI.

Sejujurnya gw lupa kita ngomongin apa aja. Satu hal yang jelas bagi gw adalah : gw sangat lemah dalam menghafal kendaraan. Ya, pokoknya semuanya sama di mata gw, ga kenal merek. Sedan ya sedan, mau dia corolla kek atau apa (ngga hafal) ya bagi gw sama. The way I see it is there are only 4 kinds of cars in this world :

Sedan
Medium cars (semacam honda jazz dan teman-temannya yang seukuran)
Big cars (Kijang)
Extra Large cars (mobil-pasti-muat, mobil-kayak-kapal-nabi-Nuh, kotak-sabun-raksasa)


Dan dengan begonya gw melupakan kebegoan gw itu, dan menjerumuskan teman-teman gw ke kebegoan gw. Ketika gw lagi duduk-duduk itu, gw ngerasa ngeliat mobilnya DewPers. Otomatis gw teriak "eh itu mobil dewpers!" sambil jalan ke tepi jalan. Tipaw ngikutin gw dari belakang. Chui also did, aaaand.. tiba-tiba dia menjulurkan tangannya kedepan.


Dia melambai ke arah mobil, berpose layaknya menghentikan angkot

Until we realized, that it wasn't DewPers' car. Gw dan Tipaw nengok ke arah Chui yang masih melambai-lambai ke arah mobil, belum nyadar kalo dia salah mobil. We burst out laughing when she finally realized and stop her waving-to-ask-the-car-to-stop dan lari sekenceng-kengcengnya menjauhi mobil tersebut.

akhirnya ada yang lebih bego dari gw,
NATE

tick tock.. zzz.. tick tock..

The more I try to sleep, the harder it is for me to do so

at least, to sleep properly..

as in.. sleep

It's like something is keeping me awake all day long

but still I can't figure out what went wrong

Can you help me?